Friday, March 26, 2010

Unsolicited Advice

(Borrowing from one of my favorite BBC boards)

Unsolicited advice to the guy in the McDonalds coffee commerical who tells everyone to quit talking to him because he hasn't had his coffee-

I advise you to shut up with that mess and invest in a coffee pot.
If you EVER said that to me, I'd slap that stupid smirk off your face, then I'd pour scalding hot coffee down your pants.

Ask Brian, I did that to him last Tuesday. True story.

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